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Sunday, March 14, 2010

"What a coincidence" !! ???

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence" says the man.

As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man ..."I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said:

"What a coincidence" !! ???


12 comments:

cemplon on March 14, 2010 at 6:30 AM said...

hahaa... what a coincidence..

Is it a coincidence too with your dream day girl? hee...

Wish you have a new lovely neighbor who you can talk to in real life, not in a day dream... :-)

My project is going bad today. I am so frustrating now... Maybe I need to figure out another way to solve it.. Wish me luck...

Happy Monday tomorrow

nakudo on March 14, 2010 at 8:21 AM said...

clear.
there is always an alpha male
I laughed with tears
embrace you with love

Audrey Allure on March 14, 2010 at 9:35 AM said...

Haha, that's so funny.

Couture Carrie on March 14, 2010 at 10:23 AM said...

Hysterical!!

xoxox,
CC

Noshabelle on March 14, 2010 at 10:31 AM said...

Hahaha, genious!

Unknown on March 14, 2010 at 12:48 PM said...

fab post!

Missy
Last day to enter my Olivia Rubin giveaway:
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cemplon on March 14, 2010 at 6:17 PM said...

hi there.. it's me again.. happy Monday for you...

just blogwalking here.. and see some of your nice pictures of course..

mel on March 15, 2010 at 1:58 AM said...

ahhahahhaha funny :) took me a while but i got it

Feny on March 15, 2010 at 4:20 AM said...

LOL! very funny story!

Daniela Ghiorghe on March 15, 2010 at 11:15 AM said...

haha..very funny:)):))

Daniela Ghiorghe on March 15, 2010 at 11:17 AM said...

And thanks for the comment!

o on March 16, 2010 at 1:10 AM said...

lol!! thx again for dropping by my blog:)

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