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    Wednesday, March 17, 2010

    a small friendship story


    This is very funny interesting story definitely you like it

    meaning of this letter is ,

    Once upon a time, i was lonely. looking for somebody:
    who would be like me everyday: so that we too
    had something common to do and say; then i
    found you and said: you will be my friend forever
    you made me so happy you brighten up my life:
    we got along so well and had lots of fun in our own
    stride.
    And Now I just can watch imagine what i would have
    done without you: for your wonderful funny and sweet.
    you are my dream come true do, dear friend, say you will
    always be there, to share in my good and bad times and
    to tell me you care

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    Tuesday, March 16, 2010

    few funny photos











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    Saturday, February 6, 2010

    How to attempt suicide

    Are u failed attempting suicide
    do u need suggestions for attempting suicide
    here we offer free classes for attempting suicide only one class for each batch

    have a look here and enjoy







    all the best guys
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    Thursday, February 4, 2010

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    Monday, February 1, 2010

    love story



    Story of a young college girl
    This is a story of a young college girl who passed away last month in Chennai.

    Her name was Riya. She was hit by a lorry. She was working in a call centre. She has a boy friend named
    Rahul . Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never see her without her headphone.

    In fact she also changed her phone from Airtel to Vodafone , so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the cost.

    She spends half of the day talking with Rahul.Riya's family knows about their relationship. Rahul is very close with Riya's family. (Just imagine their love). Before she passed away she always told her friends "If I pass away please burn me with my hand phone" she also said the same thing to her parents.

    After her death, people can't carry her body, I was there. A lot of them tried to do so but still can't , everybody including me, had tried to carry the body, the result is still the same.
    Eventually, they called a person who know to one of their neighbors, who can speak with the soul of dead person , who is a friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to herself slowly.
    After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something here". then her friends told that person about her intentions to burn her with her phone.
    He then opened the grave box and placed her phone and SIM card inside the casket. After that they tried to carry the body. It could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were shocked.

    iya's parents did not inform Rahul that Riya had passed away. After 2 weeks Rahul called Riya's mom.

    Rahul :...."Atte, I'm coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Riya that I'm coming home

    today, i wanna surprise her." Her mother replied....."You come home first, I wanna tell you something very important." after he came, they told him the truth about Riya.

    Rahul thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said "dont try to fool me - tell Riya to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death certificate to him.

    They gave him proof to make him believe. (Rahul started to sweap)

    He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Rahul was shaking. Suddenly, Rahul's phone rang. "see this is from
    Riya, see this..." he shown the phone to Riya's family. all of them told him to give a answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode, all of them heard her voice.
    Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Riya & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside the grave box.
    They were so shocked and asked for the same person's (who can speak with the soul of deal perosns) help again.

    He brought his master to solve this matter. He & his master
    worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing which really shocked them...
    that is....









    vodafone has the best coverage,
    Wherever you go, our network follows!!!


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    Saturday, January 30, 2010

    for you



    When things go wrong,
    When sadness fills your heart,
    When tears flow in your eyes,

    Just let me know,

    Because, I want to be there for you,



    BECAUSE!!!!



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    My
    friend's uncle is Selling Tissue Paper
    Buy 1, Get 1 Free...

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    Tuesday, January 26, 2010

    funny message

    A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands their money. Once he is given
    the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this
    bank?"

    The man replied, "Yes sir, I did." The robber then shot him in the
    temper,
    killing him instantly.

    He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did
    you
    see me rob this bank?"

    The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!

    When Opportunity knocks.... Don't loose it.... :-)
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